Thursday, 29 September 2011

skwood lol1

I acchally feel SORRY for nontendarts who are sayin "lol zleda day 1" - EVryeone will be playing skyrim,m ffs. ZELDA HAS NOT BEEN GOOD FOR EVER EACH GAME IS EXACTLY SAME AS BEFOR, THE GRAFIX ARE THE SAME FFS?

Nntendont HAS not and will not evr make aggod game.3ds FAIL. wii FAIL - thery lost the CORE gamers like I me and it will cost them. see the pattern? I rest my case. wiiU?!? its a xbox 1 with a ipad 1 joined to it. I have a xbox 2 amd a ipad 2. SIMPLE maths.

Lazy devs are tryin to sell us games with less than 300hrs gameplays (!? will not buy this), skyrim has dragons an other sic things that will make you cry at the SHEER BEUATY OF ITS CREATORS MINDS?

i told my gf wot happnd in the skyrim trailer and she is in a coma now, her brain cudn't UNDERSTAND HOW. when she waks up we are gunna get married an have a mario themed wedding but with poral cake.

devs need to lisen to US GAMERS VOICE. (main;y Japanse devs who need to make more western games so i will buy them) we demund:
* best graphix
* 100hr (minimom game length)
* online multiplayr
* free sequels (we shud not have to pay for stuff the dev is jus holdin back that cud have been on the disc day 1!!)
* NO lazy sequels
* same content but more

ALL COMMNETTERS WILL BE NANNED

Thursday, 24 June 2010

Wednesday, 12 May 2010

Thursday, 22 April 2010

NOT GOOD GAMEPLAY!!!


Seerusly! What da fuck is the point of me levling her up to lvl 99 ony for her to die in a craptastic cut-scene....whats that Square? I can't use healing items on her cos' rules is different if it is story related! Bulshit! and whats with all those douches who say its the saddest thing theyve seen in videogames...... get some balls pussies, it only made me cry out of anger! Real sad games like Live-a-live have reel emowtion but you haven't even fuckin heard of that game cos you dweebs only play rpgs millions of of other gaybos play! WEll enjoy leveling peeps up for 100+ hours only for them to rip your face off in a cutscene! Not good Gameplay!Heres something for you nobheads to enjy but remember:






http://th05.deviantart.net/fs8/300W/i/2005/334/f/6/Tifa_and_Aeris_and_Mistletoe_by_spindoc.jpg

SHE FUCKIN DIES!!1!!!

All commentors will be banned

Tuesday, 13 April 2010

PS3 Xbox 360 Graphics Comparison




You seeing what we see?

Yes, that's right; jaggies.

The SUCKS LAME BOX 3Whiffy may have advanced filtering teknikes, but it can't handle straight lines.

360 deserves to see no light of day, for decades.







And another thing, resolution.

Here's the PS3 in 1080T (which is even bigger than 'P')



Now do you want to see the 360 in 1080T?




Well, you can't. We hooked it up to a super computer and it STILL ONLY MANAGED 720 INTERFUCKINGLACED!!!!!!

Do you want to see it?


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Yeah?




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I think I've made my point.

Commenters: banned GTFO

Monday, 12 April 2010

Bobby COCKDICK is NOT good for gaamplay






Fucking homo gay cock can GTFO as far as I’m am conserned, hes the reason why zampla and west LEFT INFINETY WARD becose they were harangued by the fucking eveil publisher Activishon.

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This guy in the picture is Bobby Kotick, or as I like to call him, Bobby COCK-DICK, because he’s just all about the money and wants to razethe price of games to a RIDICULOUS $50!!!!

WHERE THE FUCK IS OUR ARE DEDICATED SERVERS?!!!

Modern Warfae didn’t have dedicated servers and that’s why people boycottd the gameand that’s why activishon is angry and balmed INFENITY WARD (who make the game on the discs) and that’s why zampla and wese are now with ELECTRONIC ARTS.

TAKE THAT COCK DICK> TAKE IT UP YOUR ASS. IT COULD PROBABLY FIT UP YOUR GAY ASS.

Show me your ass.

Thursday, 18 March 2010

Gears of space dragon ninja


They’ve probably had to make it more linear to fit it onto the suxbox$$££ £360$

Lolololololololo malswmm

If it had been develpedd for teh ps3 it woold be 3d. Micro$ux have cleerly payd lucas to do this.

The’yve prolly dumbed down the storyline too for console gamerz, people ho buy pcs are smarter and can play a game without devs holding they’re hands thanks?

Just wait til teh real not-shopped shots serface? I think we all no what the difference will be. I rest my case.

I’ll leave you to decide where the best experience will be. The pc and ps3. NOT xbox. At least the dumb-down version on the ps3 will run at 60fps and have trophies.

I’ll prolly have finished my mod for it by the time it comes out. I’m adding a shotgun and moon gravity. Plus all the girls in the game are neked.

Ive also written some fan ficshun, fills in the plotholes and adds a loan ninja girl trying to find her true identity. Its like One Piece meets Dragonball but with a cover system. Its the first book with a f*cking cover system. Rip that of micron00b?