Not about games, suck it! John Terry's sumo headbutt!!11!

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An Open Letter

NOT GOOD GAMEPLAY!!!

Seerusly! What da fuck is the point of me levling her up to lvl 99 ony for her to die in a craptastic cut-scene....whats that Square? I can't use healing items on her cos' rules is different if it is story related! Bulshit! and whats with all those douches who say its the saddest thing theyve seen in videogames...... get some balls pussies, it only made me cry out of anger! Real sad games like Live-a-live have reel emowtion but you haven't even fuckin heard of that game cos you dweebs only play rpgs millions of of other gaybos play! WEll enjoy leveling peeps up for 100+ hours only for them to rip your face off in a cutscene! Not good Gameplay!Heres something for you nobheads to enjy but remember:








SHE FUCKIN DIES!!1!!!

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PS3 Xbox 360 Graphics Comparison

You seeing what we see?

Yes, that's right; jaggies.

The SUCKS LAME BOX 3Whiffy may have advanced filtering teknikes, but it can't handle straight lines.

360 deserves to see no light of day, for decades.







And another thing, resolution.

Here's the PS3 in 1080T (which is even bigger than 'P')



Now do you want to see the 360 in 1080T?




Well, you can't. We hooked it up to a super computer and it STILL ONLY MANAGED 720 INTERFUCKINGLACED!!!!!!

Do you want to see it?


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Yeah?




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I think I've made my point.

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Bobby COCKDICK is NOT good for gaamplay

Fucking homo gay cock can GTFO as far as I’m am conserned, hes the reason why zampla and west LEFT INFINETY WARD becose they were harangued by the fucking eveil publisher Activishon.

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This guy in the picture is Bobby Kotick, or as I like to call him, Bobby COCK-DICK, because he’s just all about the money and wants to razethe price of games to a RIDICULOUS $50!!!!

WHERE THE FUCK IS OUR ARE DEDICATED SERVERS?!!!

Modern Warfae didn’t have dedicated servers and that’s why people boycottd the gameand that’s why activishon is angry and balmed INFENITY WARD (who make the game on the discs) and that’s why zampla and wese are now with ELECTRONIC ARTS.

TAKE THAT COCK DICK> TAKE IT UP YOUR ASS. IT COULD PROBABLY FIT UP YOUR GAY ASS.

Show me your ass.

Gears of space dragon ninja

They’ve probably had to make it more linear to fit it onto the suxbox$$££ £360$

Lolololololololo malswmm

If it had been develpedd for teh ps3 it woold be 3d. Micro$ux have cleerly payd lucas to do this.

The’yve prolly dumbed down the storyline too for console gamerz, people ho buy pcs are smarter and can play a game without devs holding they’re hands thanks?

Just wait til teh real not-shopped shots serface? I think we all no what the difference will be. I rest my case.

I’ll leave you to decide where the best experience will be. The pc and ps3. NOT xbox. At least the dumb-down version on the ps3 will run at 60fps and have trophies.

I’ll prolly have finished my mod for it by the time it comes out. I’m adding a shotgun and moon gravity. Plus all the girls in the game are neked.

Ive also written some fan ficshun, fills in the plotholes and adds a loan ninja girl trying to find her true identity. Its like One Piece meets Dragonball but with a cover system. Its the first book with a f*cking cover system. Rip that of micron00b?

Lol I've never bilt hardware but I no for a fact that you cannont reduce temperature output on a processor. NO MATTER how far technoolgies advance they will never really get better?

I call shopped. I don't use photoshop. I don't need to. I'm too bisy with my gf. We met on a messageboard and she wasnt a middleage man with beard lol? shes achally fit, she won a cosplay contest in china once. She dresd like a man an everyone believed it but she wasnt. she was still fit. malswmm

i did gcse electronics so i know a thing or two about hardware development?

I bilt a games hardware so powerful it made my gf cry. i made her cry ffs. i think i no how to build a games console?

m$crolol$soft...who are you kidding???

Appl Iphone isnt 4 gamez

Apple reckon teh Iphone can play loads of games but it only plays crap gamez!! If I want to play a game where all i do is flik and tap like a moron on the train to his crap ass job and pafetick existince I'll get a DS thanks! But thing is apple want gamers because 'everyone' knows that gamers are unfit douches who sit around until they die... then steve jobs can come in a harvest their organs so he lives forever!! I don't have all the facks but whats right is right and you can't argue with that. (Btw I am super fit, i run marafons for charty all the time so dieing kids live, and i have a sex girlfriend)


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DLC is a CRIME AGAINST GAMERS from teh indu$try WE made?

We are gamers and without us there is no indu$ty. So why are teh money thinking peoples in charge of our games? Has Miyazaki even played a game. Prolly not?

The fakts speak for themsevles.

DLC. Do not want.



I broguht the game, without gamers like me there would be NO GAME. And now they tell us we I must pay

for sometihng that I alrady pade for?!?

A game that wont fit on 2 dics?? I think not.

Mass Effect took me 274hrs to complete. on hard and i herd every line of dialogue. 2 discs? Yes. It was

the most immersive game I have ever played. Lost Planet 2 IS NOT. You only need to see the screenshots to

know that.

Day 1 purchase!? Ill let you be the judge.

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