Thursday, 18 March 2010

Gears of space dragon ninja


They’ve probably had to make it more linear to fit it onto the suxbox$$££ £360$

Lolololololololo malswmm

If it had been develpedd for teh ps3 it woold be 3d. Micro$ux have cleerly payd lucas to do this.

The’yve prolly dumbed down the storyline too for console gamerz, people ho buy pcs are smarter and can play a game without devs holding they’re hands thanks?

Just wait til teh real not-shopped shots serface? I think we all no what the difference will be. I rest my case.

I’ll leave you to decide where the best experience will be. The pc and ps3. NOT xbox. At least the dumb-down version on the ps3 will run at 60fps and have trophies.

I’ll prolly have finished my mod for it by the time it comes out. I’m adding a shotgun and moon gravity. Plus all the girls in the game are neked.

Ive also written some fan ficshun, fills in the plotholes and adds a loan ninja girl trying to find her true identity. Its like One Piece meets Dragonball but with a cover system. Its the first book with a f*cking cover system. Rip that of micron00b?


Lol I've never bilt hardware but I no for a fact that you cannont reduce temperature output on a processor. NO MATTER how far technoolgies advance they will never really get better?

I call shopped. I don't use photoshop. I don't need to. I'm too bisy with my gf. We met on a messageboard and she wasnt a middleage man with beard lol? shes achally fit, she won a cosplay contest in china once. She dresd like a man an everyone believed it but she wasnt. she was still fit. malswmm

i did gcse electronics so i know a thing or two about hardware development?

I bilt a games hardware so powerful it made my gf cry. i made her cry ffs. i think i no how to build a games console?

m$crolol$soft...who are you kidding???

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

Appl Iphone isnt 4 gamez

Apple reckon teh Iphone can play loads of games but it only plays crap gamez!! If I want to play a game where all i do is flik and tap like a moron on the train to his crap ass job and pafetick existince I'll get a DS thanks! But thing is apple want gamers because 'everyone' knows that gamers are unfit douches who sit around until they die... then steve jobs can come in a harvest their organs so he lives forever!! I don't have all the facks but whats right is right and you can't argue with that. (Btw I am super fit, i run marafons for charty all the time so dieing kids live, and i have a sex girlfriend)


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Tuesday, 2 March 2010

DLC is a CRIME AGAINST GAMERS from teh indu$try WE made?

We are gamers and without us there is no indu$ty. So why are teh money thinking peoples in charge of our games? Has Miyazaki even played a game. Prolly not?

The fakts speak for themsevles.

DLC. Do not want.



I broguht the game, without gamers like me there would be NO GAME. And now they tell us we I must pay

for sometihng that I alrady pade for?!?

A game that wont fit on 2 dics?? I think not.

Mass Effect took me 274hrs to complete. on hard and i herd every line of dialogue. 2 discs? Yes. It was

the most immersive game I have ever played. Lost Planet 2 IS NOT. You only need to see the screenshots to

know that.

Day 1 purchase!? Ill let you be the judge.

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