A regional Iowa newspaper is reporting that the violent videogame Manhunt 2 has been thrown onto the grave of now-dead wrestler John Tenta; otherwise known as Earthquake.
The electronic computer game, which lets players assume
two goblins which can try to fuck a donkey up the arse with a laser beam, had caused a media stir ipon its controversial release.
Many people said it was a "DISGRACE" that the game would be allowed into the hands of children. Now the so-called media, who all played a part in the 9/11 attacks, are calling for all the governments of the world to ban the game from retail stores and our collective memory.
It is suspected that the 11 year-old priest's dream Alex D. Dik was the boy who threw the appaling game onto the grave. The boy, who we cannot identify, was found talking to a broom hours after the grave graffitti was spotted.
"What these ass-chumps don't get is that gaming had nothing to do with this troubled little boy, who greatly needs help," lamented Kotaku editor Brian Creshentey in a telephone interview.
"Sure, he did say that the game was the reason why the threw it on to Mr Earrtthquake's grave, and he did say that his life was fine before buying the game, and that it warped his vulnerable little mind, and that if the game had never accidently crossed his path he wouldn't be suffering mental health issues, and that he feels the game is entirely responsible, but games man... they're such a scapegoat for the scapesheep."
Alex D. Dik is set to go to magistrates court, before going to crown court, where the jury will find him guilty because he actually is.
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